When NOT to Tweet

When is it best not to tweet?

There are more than enough awkward times not to tweet.

  1. Sat on the toilet
  2. At someones funeral
  3. At your own funeral
  4. While driving
  5. While taking part in any sporting activity via your iPhone
  6. During sex
  7. Just after sex
  8. Definitely NOT just before sex
  9. Helping an old lady across the road
  10. While robbing a bank
  11. Just before robbing a bank
  12. Just AFTER robbing a bank
  13. Flying the plane i am travelling on
  14. Driving the bus i am travelling on
  15. During a job interview
  16. On a date
  17. In a meeting
  18. Constructing high rise buildings
  19. Operating heavy machinery
  20. While drunk

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